a heist in heaven

a heist in heaven · chapter one

first inscription on elysium was a sin.$SIN came first.

a little devil snuck into paradise on mainnet night, bit the golden apple, and stamped SIN on block #1.

read the heistconfess

mainnet night. the gates of elysium.

Byte waves from the temple roof while the guardian searches below
Byte at the golden gate, arms crossed, while the cherub keeps the time

everything was perfect. that was the problem.

$SIN.

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Night in Elysium: Byte hides behind a column holding a bitten golden apple while the cherub patrols with a lantern
chapter I · mainnet night
Byte waves from the temple roof while the guardian searches below
meanwhile, on the temple roof…
Byte at the locked golden gate with his stamp; the cherub watches from the top of the gate
the golden gate.

chapter Imainnet night

elysium opened its marble gates on mainnet night. everything was perfect.

that was the problem.

something crawled out of the explorer: a charcoal cube, one horn glowing mint, one eye gold.

$SIN.

in the middle of the temple sat the golden apple. nobody had touched it. nobody had touched anything.

yet.

Byte waits at the golden gate, arms crossed, while the cherub guardian keeps the time
the guardian of elysium.
The guardian blows his whistle and catches Byte mid-bite
tweeeet!
The guardian asleep with a SIN stamp on his forehead while Byte grins
later that night…

chapter IIthe guardian

winged. haloed. on duty. he guards the gates and the apple.

always one step behind.

got caught mid-bite. kept chewing.

he has never caught me.

he fell asleep on duty once. you can still see the stamp.

he's not mad. just tired.

chapter IIIthe golden apple

Byte takes the first bite of the golden apple on its marble plinth
one bite. that's all it took.

the apple has one bite mark. it's mine.

your turn. tap the apple.

… bitten.… / … tickets

untouched. for now.

demo preview · resets

just for fun. the demo shows how the meter moves, then snaps back to the real on-chain count.

chapter IVblock #1. red ink. three letters.

byte grabbed his wooden stamp and slammed it on the first stone tablet in the chain…

block #1
Byte sits on top of the cracked Block #1 tablet stamped SIN in red ink
evidence: the real deploy inscription

block #1 got stamped. paradise can't unsee it.

chapter Vthe gates are closed. for now.

Byte at the golden gate while the guardian keeps the time. The mint is not open.

tap the lock. it won't budge.

… bitten.… / … tickets

untouched. for now.

price…
limit…
tickets…
how many bites?
1
= …

official $SIN only this one bit the apple. check it before you sin.

contract…
chainelysium testnet (99801)
inscription id
0x32cbfa38…97d2

block 27939056 · testnet · calldata self-send from the deployer

Byte winks and signs the list with his SIN stamp

tell me everything.

chapter VIconfess.

tell byte your first elysium move. he rules in one word.

i confess:

byte judges in your browser. nothing is saved or sent.

chapter VIIevery bite pays the garden.

mint HYPE sits in the contract for liquidity.

1you mint…
2the ticket contractevery HYPE stays here
3the liquidity poolafter the gates close, withdrawProceeds sends whatever is left to the liquidity address. the owner can withdraw sooner, to any address.
liquidity address…
held in the contract…
second feenone

…

bonus chapterthe meme forge

confessions, greek myths, the $SIN story, kinetiq nods, unhinged attitude and mugshots, forged into comic memes for any reply. every forge is new. the cherub keeps count.

go on. make the cherub cry.

enter the forge

a forged confession meme, stamped SIN
a forged wanted-poster meme
a forged cherub vs byte meme

chapter IXthe next job.

the crew crowds the table. the apple is still the job in front of them. the map on the wall has three marks.

level up when the apple is gone.

level 1reading the mint…

  1. 1

    $SIN mint

    the job in front of you. the gates are the current heist.

    current
  2. 2

    mint out

    locked until the mint sells out.

    locked
  3. 3

    marketplace + launchpad

    coming after the $SIN mint-out.

    coming

    demo, nothing is deployed

    preview only. no wallet, no transaction, nothing is sent.

    the picture stays in this preview. it is not part of the inscription. reload clears it.

    golden appleGOLD
    add a max and a lim. positive whole numbers.
    no sample supply. the preview waits for a max and a lim. the picture is not in the json.

open the board

chapter VIIIquestions for the devil.

what is $SIN?

the sin byte committed on block #1 of elysium, as an inscription. a meme, with no promises attached.

what about the other SIN token?

that one never bit the apple. check the block.

0x32cbfa38…97d2

block 27939056 · testnet · calldata self-send from the deployer

what chain?

elysium testnet, chain id 99801.

how much per wallet?

the cap and the price are on the mint card, read from the contract. greed is a separate sin.

where does the HYPE go?

it sits in the ticket contract. after the gates close, withdrawProceeds sends whatever is left to the liquidity address.

where's the guardian?

somewhere behind byte. always.

is this financial advice?

no. it's a devil with a stamp.

to be continued…the saga so far.

Byte bites the golden apple under the Elysium gate
the bite at the gates.
Byte naps on the bridge where the hype sits
the bridge where the hype sits.
Byte in sunglasses and a laurel crown on a giant golden apple
zero regrets.
Byte celebrates under SIN fireworks over the city
paradise can't unsee it.
Byte by the eaten golden apple core while the guardian facepalms
someday: only the core.

stay $SIN

$SIN is a meme. no promises of value, price or returns. sin responsibly.